“Last night Kelly, who was celebrating his solo album Only The Names Have Been Changed going in at No 1 on iTunes, saw the funny side when I spoke to him. He told me: “I said to the copper, â€˜You telling me you never had a piss in the street?’
[The policeman] said that the people of Camden wouldn’t appreciate me urinating on their streets.
I said, â€˜I know that. That’s why I live in Fulham.’
He said, â€˜I’m taking you in.’ “
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