January 21, 2006

A few rhetorical questions for my pal Elton

1. Why, exactly, does the band need a seamstress?
2. Do the sheets have to be linen? Or will any other fabric do? We’re out of linen, dude.
3. How the *flip* does she dance IN YOUR HAND? Is she teensy Polly Pocket seamstress?

Thank you.

1 Comment

  • Excellent questions, but ones that might be better posed to Bernie Taupin. Nonetheless, I am delighted someone finally had the courage to raise these issues…

    Kidding aside, I found this entry to be amusing. Thanks for your excellent blog (I am enjoying the Evan Dando downloads as I type this).

    Chris — February 4, 2007 @ 12:13 pm

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